This is a warning, for those who wish to heed it. Do not listen to it's cry, for it's promise of a better life and soul are lies. What am I talking about you may ask? Well... Here's my story...
One day, I was watering my garden, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RGHT NOW. Anyways, I was on my usual walk through the city, the repulsive smell of gasoline invaded my nose, but I ignored it, for I was having a simply wonderful day. That's when I heard... "It", the sound that would take away my freedom.
The sound was... Odd, in other words, it was hard to explain. It sounded like a melodic electronic thumping, whatever it was, it caught my interest.
Moments after I heard the weird "music", my legs started acting strangely, they started taking me in a different direction, I couldn't control where I was going!
That's when I noticed something strange, most of the people in the surrounding area were going through the same troubles as I was! I noticed something else to, they were all men!
"What kind of predicament did I get myself into?" I said thinking to myself.
The other men had a zombified look on their faces, as if they were in a trance.
It didn't take very long to get to the destination our legs wanted us to reach, oddly enough, it was a Malt Shop. The Malt Shop was also the source of the melodic thumping. After reaching the shop, all of the men peeked inside the window, trying to see inside of the establishment. Now that I was closer, I could make out some lyrics that went along with the melodic thumping, these lyrics forever turned me into the zombie that you see today, the singer is unknown...
"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
It's better than yours,
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I can teach ya, but I have to charge."